I'll Do It Myself

So like most couples our sex life has dwindled, not that it was ever great. My wife is like a Bentley I never get to take out of the garage. Petite MILF with blond short hair, pretty face, curvy bod with big natural firm tits.

She of course blames me for suppressing her being unclothed more, after commenting on her walking in front of the windows and doors in her tiny bra's and panties when I was going to be working out of town for extended periods and honestly feared for her safety. The bulk of our marriage has been once a month fast no-foreplay encounters that are to the point where it's more satisfying for me to just do it myself.

Along the way I bought her a trove of sex toys while trying to spice things up. She of course took little interest except for one, which has become her sexual surrogate, which I guess I should have seen coming.

So seeing I have drawers full of these unused toys, I pulled out one nicely sized vibrating real feel dildo one day while I was trying to get it to work. For whatever reason, I got it fixed and happily buzzing away when I decided wth and stuck it down my pants and fired it up. Hmmm, I'm beginning to see why some women find these pleasureable. So I took a cloth belt and strapped it to my cock and turned it loose while I looked at some hot porn.

Lo and behold, after about 10 minutes without touching myself, I felt that familiar building and throbbing and started squirting long stream of cum on my belly. I was amazed, my first no touch orgasm. Since then I've added a second small vibe that I place inside me to where it barely reaches my P spot, and WOW, the feeling of a no-hands orgasm with it is like nothing I can describe. I've gotten to where I've perfected it and really prefer these kinds because they are so draining and feel so much better.

Now I know why women replace us with these things,lol. And yeah I don't keep it a secret from the wife, I figure wth, neither of us is going anywhere and if she's not going to do it for me I'm not going to try to hide it, she doesn't hide it when she uses hers....