God Damn But Funny

Got a call at 3am
My boss can you come in.
Half drunk baked me my girlfriend and her friend in bed. Again me so I heard your mom got a job at a sperm bank. Also heard she got fired for drinking on the job snnnaahhh bong dude.
All I hear is your fired.
Pauly shore laugh pass out with my face on some titty hand on some ass clearly not feeling any pain.
No shit go into work today get a promotion wtf