Threesome Gone Wrong

My partner and I finally got to have a threesome with our friend. We all got drunk and high and we ate all night. We got really, really piss drunk because we were drinking moonshine and bourbon. I haven't had a drink in like 6 hours and I'm still so drunk I can barely type this out. We get into the thick of it, and my friend stops the threesome and starts throwing up. Then I get up and run to the bathroom and I start throwing up and I piss on the floor. We both throw up for like 15 minutes and now they are passed out naked on the couch covered in vomit while I am baby sitting them. This shit is so wild. I can't believe it happened but my drunk ass thinks it's at least funny.