I'm in college and I live in a dorm. My hallmates drive me NUTS. They're up at all hours running around and slamming doors and screaming about how this boy likes them but they don't like him blah blah we're so hot blah blah I was SO DRUNK. I get that they're excited to be away from their parents and whore it up, but it's annoying as fuck. Especially when they taped a bunch of newspaper in the hallway where they listed all their names and then tallied the number of times each girl had a walk of shame, a black out, or puked all over herself. The queen of the group who everyone loves lives in the room right next door to mine. She plays the same damn Kelly Clarkson song for hours almost every day and then they all meet in her room to scream and giggle. Well a couple weeks ago the halls were really quiet and all the girls were stressed out - they had midterms and were flipping a shit. The queen next door even yelled at one of her minions for talking too loudly on the phone because she was studying for an exam.

Anyhow, I got back at her that night by having my boyfriend (who goes to another college) over and having loud sex with him for over an hour. Then, in the morning when they were all getting dressed and running around I had loud shower sex with him in the public bathroom. I hope they were embarassed.