Think about it, a quiet neighbour is no neighbour, a good neighbour is the highest fence between you and them.

Be thankful for crescents where you have no one either side.

Be thankful for speed humps where hoons cannot conduct burnouts at nights, and rainy days.

Be thankful for guns and have one handy on your porch as the noisy neighbours from hell make your life a misery, just aim it at them 'pretending' to shoot.