The pigs! They mow their lawn when you do? Line them up and shoot them.
I don't doubt that your neighbors suck. Mine certainly do. Having loud pool parties is inconsiderate, but if you want us to cheer you on, share something a little more obnoxious than a pool party.
Get this one, the looser next door is a sister and she has a pool too and does they same things, I got too fuckers/sisters, how's that. Better one is the looser sister has all palm tree's lite and christmas lights around the pool. Then they have a guy come and sing by the pool at the weekends. I live in Buffetville. Thanks
Jealous much?
Invite these 'poolies' over to your place and kindly explain your position in all this
If they don't understand the word 'peace' 'relax' 'time out', then it is time for a 'brawl', a big session of big time have it out with your scum stupid irish n'bour,
give them a few jokes so that they understand where they come from !
Fill their pool with stuff that will make the kids and them itch, perhaps they will soon move, and then pour your wee in it from a bottle
good luck
well,well,well, what can you put in a pool to make people itch?
I don't know much about itching "stuff" hopw about a can or two of Boston Baked Beans? :) Or go to Petco and buy a bazillion gold fish - they are really cheap and would make a lovely addition to the pool.
Is it an above ground pool? Slice the liner. In-ground? Nothing says party (or as we say in MA) Par-dee like one or 10 boxes of Mr. Bubble - get my Drift???? Enjoy!