I wish the moron next door dead at least 10 times every day! He's a 23 year old moron who lives at home with his white trash parents, who has no job, been busted for DUI at least twice and a one time, was indicted for arson. This idiot rides his skatboard up and down the road at all hours of the day and night, he shoots a fucking handgun in the back yard for days on end and when he runs out of ammo, he lets off fire crackers. He teases my dog, burns leaves on windy days and appears to aquaint himself with every low life, inbread, white trash peice of shit in the county! This morning, at 4:30 AM, he was running the leaf blower!!! Are you fucking kidding me??? This idiot is making me absolutely miserable! I find that I spend time each day running ways of how I can get back at this ass clown through my head!!! Every time shit for brains is skateboarding, I cross my fingers and pray that someone will run him over! Every time he teases my dog, I pray that my 120 lb mastiff will charge the electric fence and rip his fucking face off!!!! I HATE MY NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 19, 2009 at 7:21 PM

This problem is easily fixed.

Listen here and listen well, you have many options before you.

You have the things listed in your head already.

Why not record this guy, why not film him at play, why not present this to the police?

Call police when he is annoying the 'sh' out of you, and say your pet is also at risk of being harmed.

When you declare your safety and life is at risk, the police usually act quickly to remove the offending problem, namely your annoying neighbour.

I would already have gotten rid of this critter long ago (in my own way, that is) . .

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by Anonymous on Nov 21, 2009 at 1:39 PM

Skateboards, leaf blowers and other items can easily be tampered with and caused to malfunction. Does he leave them outside or someplace readily accessible?

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by Anonymous on Nov 21, 2009 at 11:52 PM

Message to 4486: this is nice advice and the best, and I did this to my neighbour. After reading your advice
I rolled over laughing so much I poked my beanbag and it exploded!!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 23, 2009 at 12:34 PM

Send over the Jehovah's Witnesses.

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