Red Blooded Iowa Boy

Many years before Ralphie got his BB gun I got mine. The first day I went out in the field behind our house to shoot anything. I came across a couple fucking in the grass, behind a small rise. I decided to shoot him in the ass. He jumped up cussing , his pants around his ankles. I took off running but tripped on a rock and he caught me. He beat the shit out of me before stopping and holding me up and helped stop my nose bleed and get my clothes strait. He shook his head and called me a crazy kid and to never shoot anyone again.