Drunk Barefoot Wrestler

Last Weekend we had a WrestleMania Party and then one uninvited guest showed up wearing a Mexican Wrestling Mask, a pair of Tarzan Underwear and he was barefoot.

The Barefoot Wrestler stood on top of the couch, did the Supperfly hand jesture and leaped off the couch and landed on several guests and almost broke the tv too and his retarded ass could have injured my guests with his stunt. Then he stood up, picked up his foot and he started smelling his feet while my friends all began to laugh at this idiot smelling his feet at our WrestleMania party.

I then told The Barefoot Buffoon to get out of my house and then took a slice of my pizza, put hi9s foot in my pizza, and sucked his toes on my pizza.

I was so mad I threw my drink at the Barefoot Buffoon and then he threw the slice of pizza that he stuck his dirty ass foot on and we engaged in a food fight as Pizza, Popcorn, Buffalo Wings, and Beer all went flying all over the house.

Then me and The Barefoot Buffoon began Wrestling in the living room as the Barefoot Buffoon then tried to put his dirty ass foot in my face as I kicked him right in the balls.

Then I grabbed a folding chair and hit the Drunk Barefoot Buffon with a chair as I then dragged him and laid him on top of a table. I then climbed on top of a ladder and then did a swanton bomb off the ladder putting the Barefoot Buffoon through a table as a Referee came over and counted to 3 declaring me the winner and the Drunk Barefoot Buffoon was dragged out of my house as me and my friends went back to enjoying our WrestleMania party.

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