A Woman's Rant

I thought I would contribute a little here. Women want to respected, not treated like dirt. Women look for a man who can provide for her, not a man to support. Women want children with a father, not children alone.

That said, fuck my c**t, call me a worthless bitch, buy me diamond studs, take me for a walk, tell me what you want for dinner, ask me to iron your shirt. There is no dick or balls on my side of the street, that's your job not mine. I bring the tits and ass to the party. Fuck me, finger me, grab my ass, grab my tits, unload in my mouth, I swallow.

I want enough money to pay the bills, don't hand it out to me in tens and twenties. I changed my name, I got knocked up, I wash your socks and underwear. Don't have me remind you to mow the lawn. I'm not a feminist, I'm a woman. When I look up I want a man to be there, to make decisions, to keep us safe. I can't work with five kids, remember you fucked the twins in me, I didn't make them up. You knocked up my ass, you pay the tab.

My pussy is yours, so is my ass, so are my tits. Don't fuck another bitch. I sucked your cock last night, in part to show you I will, in part because I need a hard cock in my mouth and c**t, not in my ass. I'm 5 foot, seven. I weigh 145, my tits are double Cs, my pants are size 12, I'm blonde and blue eyed.

Don't look at that size 2, she can't take the pounding. And one last thing, I like my pussy the way it is, I was ten once upon a time, but I'm not ten now don't ask me to shave my pussy until it's bald.

Now, what do you want for dinner?