Seriously, What Do I Do?

There is not a single doubt in my mind that God created my wife for me. We have THE perfect marriage, except for sex, and I have a serious case of PTSD on that one.
Every time we have sex, "the other shoe drops" and something bad happens. Grandmother falls and breaks a hip, daughter gets arrested for DUI, a good friend drops dead of a heart attack at the same time I cum in my wife.

The fucking world will end if I fuck my wife!!! And I am seriously NOT kidding here. Those are 3 of MANY examples.

Call it coincidence, but bad luck inevitably follows me fucking my wife. (Yes, I'm pissed about it.)

I don't want anyone else, but it's been 18 months, and I don't know how to approach her about it. Last night she said she'd been talking to a coworker who knew someone with an open marriage, and there was kind of a twinkle in her eye. I don't actually want anyone else, but I'm thinking it might not be the worst idea.

If she fucks and somebody drops dead, then it's her. If I do... well, we'll know.

It was just casual conversation, but I'm actually not opposed and thinking about bringing it up. I don't even care if she goes first, and already have someone in mind for me that would probably say no anyway, but I'm willing to take the chance.

Do I tell the love of my life to go fuck somebody else to see if anyone dies?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 22, 2021 at 5:54 PM

Once you go down that road, it's usually a road that leads to divorce. On Thanksgiving evening 7 years ago my wife and I had sex. About an hour later my father dies suddenly of pulmonary embolism. 2 years later on our anniversary night my wifes dad dies of COPD about an hour after we have sex. Major League Baseball players do all kinds if things before they play the game due to superstition. Come October 95% realize that despite their little gestures the did not win the world series. Yet they are back at it in the spring. It sucks that my dads died on nights i had sex. But in reality my dads blood clot occurred because he stopped taking his meds. My wife's father got COPD because he smoked all his life.
Have sex buddy. I'm sure if you think back hard enough you will realize someone close to you has had something bad happen on a day you didn't have sex.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 23, 2021 at 1:11 AM

Very well said! I'm thinking this may be a tongue in cheek confession, but well said nevertheless.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 23, 2021 at 10:28 AM

Boy better you than me. As much as I fuck my wife, everyone I know would be dead cause there is no way we would go 18 days with out it, let alone 18 months. Seriously wasn’t there a time when you hammered on your wife daily? There cannot be a death every occasion. Watch less tv

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