Maybe its something in the water.
Idiot 1 takes idiot 2's small dog and lets it run around in the adjoining front yards, but take a special pleasure in directing the dog to relieve itself in MY yard. When my children play out there, they are prone to track the fecal material into the house on their shoes. Our *inside exclusively* cat smells the mess and points out to me the exact locations of previously undetected remnants by making ITS bowel & urine movements in those spots.
Idiot 3 across the street provides a launching pad for multiple cats who detect the dog's messes in my yard and naturally leave their contributions as well.
Idiot 4 has another small dog which is transported by idiot 3's herd of children, first into idiot 1's front yard. Idiot 4's dog sees idiot 3's cats and runs into my yard, smells the results of the other animals and gleefully joins in.
I dont blame the animals, I blame the idiot owners; but I can sense the inevitable - having called animal control numerous times, seeing to it that idiot 2 was heavily fined - BUT they persist.
Of course we are now the pariahs of the neighborhood and idiot 5's children, joining with idiot 3's herd, broke out a window of my vehicle parked in my driveway with a sling shot. When the police arrived, I was informed that there was little I could do because of the pack of children's "minor" status, even tho I had witnessed the incident first hand. The policeman made a mistake in the report and the judge dismissed my small claim against idiot 5.
Now I leave the front yard untended. The idiots disapprove, and I am glad. My children play elsewhere.
There is alot of payback due to these mentally challenged examples of candidates for human euthanasia, but it can wait until we move. Like I said, it must be something in the water. We are leaving.
Idiot 1 takes idiot 2's small dog and lets it run around in the adjoining front yards, but take a special pleasure in directing the dog to relieve itself in MY yard. When my children play out there, they are prone to track the fecal material into the house on their shoes. Our *inside exclusively* cat smells the mess and points out to me the exact locations of previously undetected remnants by making ITS bowel & urine movements in those spots.
Idiot 3 across the street provides a launching pad for multiple cats who detect the dog's messes in my yard and naturally leave their contributions as well.
Idiot 4 has another small dog which is transported by idiot 3's herd of children, first into idiot 1's front yard. Idiot 4's dog sees idiot 3's cats and runs into my yard, smells the results of the other animals and gleefully joins in.
I dont blame the animals, I blame the idiot owners; but I can sense the inevitable - having called animal control numerous times, seeing to it that idiot 2 was heavily fined - BUT they persist.
Of course we are now the pariahs of the neighborhood and idiot 5's children, joining with idiot 3's herd, broke out a window of my vehicle parked in my driveway with a sling shot. When the police arrived, I was informed that there was little I could do because of the pack of children's "minor" status, even tho I had witnessed the incident first hand. The policeman made a mistake in the report and the judge dismissed my small claim against idiot 5.
Now I leave the front yard untended. The idiots disapprove, and I am glad. My children play elsewhere.
There is alot of payback due to these mentally challenged examples of candidates for human euthanasia, but it can wait until we move. Like I said, it must be something in the water. We are leaving.
