Those stupid neighbors! The two women that moved next to me in that cheap, old, smelly, Dirty house are driving me crazy! That F***ing house doesn't even have indoor plumming! Who would buy a house with no indoor plumbing?
It's the cheapest house in the state!I can't stand The older one, who has her nasty dog barking outside all night. The younger one (like 25 years old)is a nasty ho. She pees in my yard! When I tell her to stop, she said that she never did anything, but the same night I see her doing it! Sometimes I see her pee in my garden! I just cant stand them. What do I do to get at those nasty,rude,careless neighbors?

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by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2002 at 7:25 AM

Keep lights on in your backyard. Unless they have no shame at all, they won't want to use a lighted yard as a bathroom -- if they do, video tape them doing it. I can't imagine it is legal to tresspass like that, and that would be the best evidence.

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by Anonymous on Oct 2, 2002 at 9:46 AM

If you video, you can sell it to web sites!

Seriously, taping would be the way to have proof.
Be sure to have "no trespassing" signs put out.

If you just want to play her game- call the cops with accusations of drugs and/ or prostitution.

A flaming bag of dog shit is an old trick, but effective.

If she has a favorite peeing spot in your yard, camoflauge some rat traps. At least it will hurt when she steps on one.

A "super soaker" filled with urine is another way. Just blast her when she's in your yard.

Go to skanky places and write her address on the bathroom wall "for a good time"...

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 16, 2002 at 9:44 PM

Are you serious? these women don't have indoor tiolets?and they pee in your yard? You should call the cops about it...If they want to do it, do it in their own yard.
and get them to at least build themselves a outhouse to use...and I thought my neighbors were creepy!

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by Anonymous on Oct 20, 2002 at 4:47 PM

I can't believe that someone can be that rude. If I was you, I would retaliate, with something worse, like shit. You can either put a little shit here and there in their yard or go for it and light a bag of shit on there porch or throw it at there window, If you have a baby, you could take some diapers and stick them to there doors and windows. Hey if they don't have any plumbing, are they shitting in your yard too? There must be a public urination law or you could get them for indecent exposure. Good Luck

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 21, 2002 at 1:33 PM

Does she pee standing or is she just your typical squatter?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 22, 2002 at 6:12 PM

I've seen her do it about twelve times this month ,most of the time she lifted up one leg,like put it against the fence.does that count as standing or squatting? It's getting really creepy...Is she drunk?I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.Im trying to have sympathy ,its sad...but this cant be good for my soil.therapy maybe.Help?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 30, 2002 at 12:48 PM

so r u saying she pisses like a male dog?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 23, 2003 at 10:08 PM

videotape and plant lots of poison oak and poison ivy. If one doesn't work the other will!

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by Anonymous on Jan 28, 2003 at 4:15 AM

First of all it has to be against the local health code so call the health dept if it's still happening.
Second,if they have no indoor plumbing, where is the other girl peeing, and where do they poop?

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by Anonymous on Apr 12, 2003 at 8:29 PM

ok im really sorry that your having problems but I am laughing so hard I think I am going to pee in my chair!
I love everyone with the revenge rat traps posion oak super soakers....I want a vidio tape of that...Id pay cash to see you super soak a nasty ho! lol
this could be an at home business for you! GIRLS GONE NASTY

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