It's My Virginity, It's Not Lost, Just Temporarily Misplaced

I didn't lose my virginity, I know exactly where it went, who took it, and refuses to return it. At this point my virginity is misplaced, not lost. Either he returns it in the same condition it was when he took it, or he will have the rest of me to take care of for the rest of his natural life. Me and my virginity are not going to be separated.