Why is it always the people who are the least likely to take proper care of their pets always the people who have whole herds of them - running at large through any given neighborhood?
It is always those folks who seem to never be at home - whatever the reason - or those couples who are possessed of an almost unnatural and unlimited fecundity and otherwise tirelessly prolific, seem also compelled by some unfathomable prime directive to populate the neighborhood not only with their own progeny but also those of their erstwhile animal wards....
And when one of the nearly feral swarm goes missing, it is nearly immediately replaced by not one - oh, no - but two or three substitutes....
It is always those folks who seem to never be at home - whatever the reason - or those couples who are possessed of an almost unnatural and unlimited fecundity and otherwise tirelessly prolific, seem also compelled by some unfathomable prime directive to populate the neighborhood not only with their own progeny but also those of their erstwhile animal wards....
And when one of the nearly feral swarm goes missing, it is nearly immediately replaced by not one - oh, no - but two or three substitutes....
