Drunk Barefoot Hawaiian

I was trying to enjoy dinner at Red Lobster until a man wearing a Hawaiian Shirt, Swim Trunks, a Hula Skirt, flower necklace, and he was barefoot walked inside the restaurant holding a Ukulele and began singing Jimmy Buffett's Magaritaville as he found an empty table to stand on to perform and get on the nerves of everyone who was just trying to enjoy a nice dinner without the unwanted entertainment.

Then the Tropical Drunk hopped off the table and ran towards the restroom and he went barefoot inside the restroom as I nearly gagged on my cheddar bay biscuit at the sight of seeing a grown man walk barefoot inside of a public restroom.

Then nearly a half an hour later the man returns from the restroom wearing a floral thong, a hula skirt, and a floral necklace as I was about to scratch my eyes out.

Then he picked up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I was so grossed out by this idiot that I almost wanted to leave Red Lobster.

But before I could do anything the idiot took one of my biscuits, put his foot on my biscuit, and sucked his fucking toes on my biscuit,

I took the idiot's Ukulele and smashed him in the head with it as Red Lobster Employees came to drag this drunk half naked idiot out of Red Lobster.

Restaurants are no palce for bare feet.