Okay,

My wife and I moved into the neighborhood about 2 years ago. Nice and quiet.....peaceful.....MOTHER FUCKIN' NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!! We were getting ready to wrap our home with a privacy fence that would also keep our three dogs in the yard so they don't have to be penned up. BUT GUESS WHAT?! Mother-fucker next door comes over as were looking the land over and asks, "What are you doing?" LIKE IT'S ANY OF HIS FUCKIN' BUSINESS! We said were laying out the lines for a privacy fence. THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS THE BALLS TO SAY, "You can't build a fence." US: "And why not?" ASSAHOLA: "Because our property lines are on a diagonal." US: So? ASSAHOLA: "So, you'd have to build an angled fence." -------Long story short...I have to go shit on the mother fucker's lawn....he just mowed. Went to the county to get an arial view of our property. We are well within our property lines to build a fence at 90FUCKING DEGREE ANGLES!!!!!!!!!!

There's a lot more to this wimpy, punk-ass pussy-ass BITCH OF A 'MAN!' But I've vented enough for now.

H