Me and my husband moved to this small, nice town into a great neighborhood, and unfortunately live next to the only dysfunctional white trash on the block. The man of the house is a snotty asshole who has eyes like a reptile. I quit trying to be friendly after he snubbed me twice, now I stick my nose up at the dickhead. The wife is a gossip and their daughters are all sluts with multiple kids but no husbands I can see. But the worst is their nasty half-breed grand kids, my poor six year old son can't go out to ride his bike or his scooter unless I'm there to watch because those little bastards next door will antagonize him and try to gang up on him. When my son stands up for himself, the bitch next door blames him, as if her grandkids are so perfect. But one time I was outside with my son and those freaks next door didn't know I could hear them. They started calling him names and saying mean things...I went ballistic. One time my son came in crying because three of them ganged up on him (he had sneaked out front without my knowing) and knocked him down. I have to send my husband over to talk to them, he is calm where I get mad and overemotional. Luckily, we are moving out of state to a new house with only one neighbor (my grandpa) and it will be hard for me not to do something really shitty before I go, like toss dog shit into their pool, poke holes in those nasty kids' bike tires, I'm sure I'll think of more. I HATE HATE HATE THEM!! I'd like to sell our house to the meanest, nastiest bunch of people with kids that would kick the shit out of the misfits next door. If I didn't like my other neighbors so much, I'd make a point of finding some on purpose.
My parting words are DON'T FUCK WITH MY KID, SHITHEAD NEIGHBORS!!!! AT LEAST HE HAS AN IQ IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS AND NOT BEING RAISED ON WELFARE, FOODSTAMPS, MEDI-CAL, AND WIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew. I feel a little better.