Self Esteem Ain't Shit Without The Tits

When I was 11 I was cute. After puberty I was ugly, my chest was small, my hips were wide, I had grown four inches. If only I had tits. When I was 15 my grandmother agreed to buy me some tits. I went to Brazil and came back with C cups. I wore tank tops, one size too small.

The thing is, if you are female you want the body, the tits, the ass, the vagina. Brains, personality, ambition, nurturing are all bullshit if you don't got the tits. Being flat as a board and never been nailed is the downer of downers. My grandma bought me my tits, I will always remember her for that.