Streaking High On Crack

I can't believe some of the shit l have done high on crack and drunk.
I have streaked more times than I can remember but some of the craziest times I remember are when I used to be able to smoke weed and crack casually while drinking alcohol and by the late night I was so happily fucked up and naked with a scared turtle head numb nub dick and a horny little throbbing gaping ass hole.
I would deck myself out in slave j*welry and twink tats and write derogatory things all over myself in Sharpe markers then roam around outside not caring if I got caught.
Eventually making it back home l would stake 2 zucchini and rig a gangbang on my 4s riding a zucc and sucking on the other.........end scene!!