i live in a downstairs apartment for three years and the landlord put this could with a kid who was a night screamer and for close to two years, working two jobs i had to deal and listen to them make another. so i suggested he move their little demon brood into a bigger empty apt. thank god he did. so what does he move in there? a family with two kids. i tried to be nice, and even told the guy the sitch with the previous tenants kid up all night, well these people should be guest stars in a talk show! turns out they yell at these kids all the time. it is bad, called the landlord, called the cops, called 696kids, yes it was that bad, turns out anyone can yell at their kids, no big whup. but get this, the little girl told me, "my mommy works too, but my daddy doesn't." the mother said to her shutup! Nice. you gotta know this chick has 40 to 50 pounds on me. I'm not thin, but she makes me look thinner and Im a size 14.

so they are going at it. her with the oh gods and him with the mattress squeaking and for the time being i feel like i'm off of sex, cuz hearing a big one getting it and knowing they could be possibly conceiving a third one, hell no! they don't know how to talk to a three and five year old.

So there it is folks, my neighbor. the fat fucker.