Ok..so a few years ago we moved in here...seemed like a nice place. Quiet, a few neighbors, and most of all...a good place for our kids. Well well well..we got friendly with the neighbors. BAD MOVE !!!!!!!!! She is a total nut case and he is old enough to be her father. First they got pissed because we put our kids toys behind our house in the winter time...they had a problem with it because they didn't have kids at the time. Like that is my freaking problem. And her job was a PRESCHOOL TEACHER hello...does anyone else see this as a problem..oh and the fact that it is OUR property that we put the toys on..not theirs. Then they will look into our living room...well I am not shy..so I will leave my big ole ass all naked in the morning..figure give them a show. They shouldn't be looking in my damn house (freaks). The other day our son was fixing something in the front of OUR house and he had our dog with him on a lease mind you. Well the asshole toothless boyfriend tells my son "get off my property" like a good kid he does and comes in and tells me where he was and where the dog was. Not on their property. So it was windy and some of the things fell down again (yeah I know I should of just laid them down, but that would be too easy) so I go out there with the dog. On a 3 ft leash and here she comes storming out the door bitching at me...well I am not one to hid and whimper away. I start yelling at her then my my my her come the toothless bastard again. He gets his 2 cents in...like he matters anyway. Then the next thing I know the damn brother in law next the them gets involved. OMG I am laughing to myself at this point thinking oh lord..they are all wrapped a bit loose. Well drunk brother in law comes and start talking shit as I am walking away mind you...well screw that...I turn around and start yelling at him as well. Who does he think he is..hey JOE go have another beer fucker. So getting back to the assholes. They are brainless and have no place to run with their mouths. So they tell me to go eat another donut. OH PLEASE bitch..I have been fat all my life...your stupid words mean nothing to me, well she is a cunt after all. And the toothless boyfriend tells me I am ignorant. OOOO such big words for a guy with as many teeth as a 8 month old. And I popped a little cherry of hers when I asked her if her BF knew about her looking to get an apartment. oops my bad. And the dumb cunt thinks I was listening to them on a baby monitor. DUH ya need one of them to hear your chat dipshit, we don't have a baby monitor. So hummmm...things that make ya go hummmm. Oh and the fuckers broke our grill in the back, our spare grill but none the less our grill. So....when all calms down...they will get a nice shock. WOO HOO..I love being a crazy fat neighbor..off to eat my donuts now. LMFAO