We live outside a small town, almost out in the country. My kids and I, we love animals, so I let them have a dog, bunny and recently some chickens. All was well until the chicken addition... The neighbor comes to our door saying that we better get rid of our chicken "or else" because his wife has lupus and is alergic to them. (But the tens and maybe even hundreds of wild birds that come to their bird feeder in the summer aren't a problem)...
Anyway, my oldest daughter started balling when she heard that she has to give away her favorite hen.
We only had one rooster and we got rid of him, and I don't think noise was a problem because they're inside a greenhouse most of the time.
Anyway, they called my landlord and now I have to get rid of all the birds. I wish the bitch would just go move to the city if living in the countryside bothers her.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 7, 2007 at 7:10 PM

Shoot her, don't sound like anybody will miss her.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 8, 2007 at 6:33 PM

Well do not shot her.

I would buy LOTS of bird seed and late at night skater it their yard and yours.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 12, 2007 at 3:57 PM

Did hearing that the chickens were endangered cause your daughter to start balling, or did she start bawling?
If it's the former, she's a little slut.
If it's the latter, hand her a tissue.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 19, 2007 at 3:37 PM

Instead of bird seeds in her backyard, rice. lots of rice. she'll have a big mess later

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 21, 2007 at 12:08 PM

Oh shit, that was so funny.....find another site to poison. I wouldn't be bawling, I'd be moving or driving her nuts so SHE'D move. I have 12 cats & 2 dogs & have had to rid of pets during my divorce 6 years ago. Nver again.....should'v buried the ex!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 21, 2007 at 12:09 PM

I didn't mean the original post was funny, I meant ir to be a sarcastic comeback to the SH about Balling or bawling!

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