Well I may have been called a bitch because of my hatred of the neighbors upstairs but the shock, fear and eventual peeing my pants laughter they have brought me tonight is PRICELESS!!!! I am not saying I like them, not in the least...Well I will start by telling you that I have been sick all week. By Thursday, my throat was killing me, I had a headache and a stuffy nose just to name some of the symptoms. So I call out of work Thursday and Friday, (something I never do!!!!) Tonight, I was sitting on my couch reading a magazine. I can hear the fire/smoke alarm going off upstairs, but didn't budge because it goes off once a night atleast. So it gets louder after about 10 minutes, I am starting to hear a lot of running around and I am wondering if I should start to get my dog, cat and other stuff out of the house seeing I was home alone. I look up and see a huge fucking fireball fall from the sky onto the ground near the window in my living room!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!! I grabbed my dog and cat, threw them into my car and walked into the back yard where I can hear the alarms going off...I yell Hey, is everything okay? The moron upstairs is throwing the fire alarms out the back hallway into the yard. One almost hits me in the head! He tells me. We had a semi-serious grease fire! I asked him what the hell the fire ball passing my living room window was? He said he had to throw it out because, he didn't have anything to extinguish the flame! We live in RI. It is freezing cold and very dry! Perfect for a fire! And I would like to know why the hell the whole friggan back yard is littered with smoke detectors????Why the hell did he need to throw them from the top floor? Morons!!!!!All I can say is my dog and cat will be coming with us from now on and we will be looking into renters fire insurance!
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Anonymous / August 8, 2007