My neighbor's two kids were playing out in their backyard. I had to let my dog out to go pee or whatever and when I let her in five minutes later, she had green crap in her fur. I think it was gum. I went outside and said "Did you thow gum at my dog?" The kid goes, "Yeah!" I asked why he did that and he said "cuz it was old." I couldn't get the gum out so I had to shave my poor dog. Now she has a bald patch on her side. She wasn't even barking or anything! She just had to pee! I'm not a violent person, but every tie I look at my dog I want to puch that kid in the face. Or better yet, put gum in his hair and see how he likes it.


