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When I Was A Kid
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Straight Male / 39
I Used To Fuck Everything
When I became a teenager I was always horny. Didn’t matter where I was at or what time I always wanted to masturbate or fuck something.
I’d fuck couch cushions, mattresses, pillows, etc. basically anything that I could use as a sorta pussy. My favorite for a while was putting plastic wrap in a towel, putting a glob of Vaseline or baby oil in it in then rolling it up. Wedge that in the couch or under my mattress and fuck it.
Well then I moved onto fruits. Watermelon just made sense to fuck. Fucking it cold was okay but I got the idea to put it in the oven to heat it up.
Yeah bad idea because when I shoved my dick in it I burnt my dick! The watermelon juice was hotter then I expected! Definitely made me scream as I ran to the bathroom to wash it off. It pretty much blistered right away. My penis head and my circumcision scar were blistered. I put my underwear on and shorts back on thinking I could hide it. But when my mom got home I told her wagged I did and she said let me see your penis. She pulled my briefs open to peak in and said you need to go to the hospital. She gently pulled my briefs back up and easily placed my penis back in them.
Ended up spending 4 days in the hospital, had to lay naked in bed the whole time. Even on the car ride home I was pretty much naked because I had to wear a hospital gown home. I couldn’t wear underwear. For most of that summer I spent inside letting my penis heal. So my mom saw me with just a tshirt on for weeks.
Eventually I got to the point where my mom had me try my briefs on to see how they felt and everything felt fine. But she said only use your hand to masturbate for now on. I have scars on my penis from those burns, definitely regret that now. Makes my penis look bad and it’s not as sensitive anymore after that
I’d fuck couch cushions, mattresses, pillows, etc. basically anything that I could use as a sorta pussy. My favorite for a while was putting plastic wrap in a towel, putting a glob of Vaseline or baby oil in it in then rolling it up. Wedge that in the couch or under my mattress and fuck it.
Well then I moved onto fruits. Watermelon just made sense to fuck. Fucking it cold was okay but I got the idea to put it in the oven to heat it up.
Yeah bad idea because when I shoved my dick in it I burnt my dick! The watermelon juice was hotter then I expected! Definitely made me scream as I ran to the bathroom to wash it off. It pretty much blistered right away. My penis head and my circumcision scar were blistered. I put my underwear on and shorts back on thinking I could hide it. But when my mom got home I told her wagged I did and she said let me see your penis. She pulled my briefs open to peak in and said you need to go to the hospital. She gently pulled my briefs back up and easily placed my penis back in them.
Ended up spending 4 days in the hospital, had to lay naked in bed the whole time. Even on the car ride home I was pretty much naked because I had to wear a hospital gown home. I couldn’t wear underwear. For most of that summer I spent inside letting my penis heal. So my mom saw me with just a tshirt on for weeks.
Eventually I got to the point where my mom had me try my briefs on to see how they felt and everything felt fine. But she said only use your hand to masturbate for now on. I have scars on my penis from those burns, definitely regret that now. Makes my penis look bad and it’s not as sensitive anymore after that
