One Day At Work

I was at my station when I felt my asshole open to about the size of a nickel. Warm air gently whooshed out. But it was awful! It was like every nasty thing I smelled in life came out.
To make it worse, it was like a huge cloud slowly traveling.
People down the line were retching. Maintenance was summoned, thinking it was a chemical leak.
The only good thing was watching bosses sniff the air!