I have a neighbor that lives 2 houses away that I loathe,
he thinks he can run the area, and tell everyone else what to do, also the nosiest mother f*cker you'd ever meet.
My next door neighbors use to wave and say hello to us, but this asshole down the street befriended them, now they don't even wave! F*ck them!!, if thats all it took to know them, I'm glad I didn't have to waste any of my time.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2007 at 5:11 PM

In my opinion the asshole neighbor is the one posting here.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2007 at 7:40 PM

what the fuck would you know, you are probably that asshole!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2007 at 7:46 PM

you probably are a same asshole neighbor just like them, befriend people so you can make yourself look good, when you know deep inside your a conniving, lying scammer, who will eventually be seen for the real person that you are!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 13, 2007 at 1:36 PM

Clearly, you must take action here. I suggest you begin a reign of terror against all those who refuse to acknowledge your cheery neighborly greeting.
Try brightening up your property by painting your house with orange and black stripes. Add some poorly spelled and puzzling Bible quotes in straggling silver and gold letters large enough to be read from the street.
Add interest to your landscaping with discarded naked mannequins in various indecent and/or alarming postures. Some themes you might consider are Sodom and Gomorrah, Hitler's Revenge and Bloodbath at the S&M Club. Study some artwork by Breughel and Dali for inspiration.
Set up some powerful speakers and broadcast the soundtrack from your favorite horror film at top volume. The soundtrack from Finding Nemo or Happy Feet work just as well, as long as it's LOUD!
Get your family to participate by donning bizarre costumes and marching around the front yard banging pots and pans together. Explain to anyone who asks that you're "Scaring away the poltergeists."
Try these simple tips and you won't miss your snotty neighbors. You'll have wonderful new friends from the police and the state Department of Mental Health!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 13, 2007 at 6:41 PM

You're just jelious because the neighbors screw my ass, and I won't let you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 13, 2007 at 6:41 PM

Thanks for the advice lol

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 14, 2007 at 6:07 AM

Yea I have a neighbor that used to talk to me, but they think I am fuking a man down the street, so they don't talk anymore to me. This neighbor his grandfather was a deputy sheriff 40 yrs ago and shot a guy in this town, said he was trying break in a gas station, he was at the door trying to use the public telephone. The fuking family is all retared. They know everything , so I say if they are so damn smart, why aren't they rich, instead they are imbreed and goofy, bottom lip hangs down, indicates that.

Bye from DOG PATCH!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 16, 2007 at 6:07 PM

HA, HA, HAAAA! Priceless, priceless!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 21, 2007 at 11:45 AM

Apparently YOU'V never had problem neighbors! Te guy has a problem & you say HE'S the asshole? What a whackjob! Good luck with the neighbor problem....I have one myself & plan to do whatever it takes, since the cops say there aren't any decent laws outside the city limits!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 9, 2007 at 2:13 PM

same shit happened to me this bitch moved in thought her shit dont stink, watches everyone, and puts people down. I hate her!!!!!!!!! She cant mind her own business, and tries to tuen people agaqinst others.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 12, 2007 at 3:31 PM

I believe in what goes around, they will eventually get theirs, when.. who knows, but they will!

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