This started back in Oct. We moved into this apt. in Sept. At the time we were told that the backyard was shared. After about a month the bitch downstairs came and asked how we felt about them putting in cement in a circular area in the backyard. We told her fine. Appearantly at this time she also felt that we gave her permission to go ahead and redo the whole backyard. Once I finally got settled and wanted to go put some plants in the backyard the bitch downstairs told me I could not. At the same time that we were asking about the backyard I was dealing with the neighbors friends constantly blocking the drive way. We kept asking them to please have their friends not park in the drive way. Well one day I get sick and tired of having to deal with the backyard and I just go back there and put a damn plant there. She comes to the door and asked my boyfriend to move it. He went out there and moved it. She came the next day and told him that he miss understood and to get it out of "her back yard" Well I called the landlord and told hm what was up. He came out and told her that she needed to let me have 1/2 the backyard. Well thats when all hell broke out. She had a freaking meltdown. For 8 months now Ive put up with the idiot downstairs banging on the walls, screaming, blowing horns as I walk over the ceiling, leaving notes, almost running over my boyfriend, cussing us out when we come and go from the building. I can't stand her! She is married and her 4 foot tall husband is just as bad. She has no life and sits home all day waiting for us to walk through the kitchen so that she can scream and bang on the walls until we get out of the kitchen. 8 months of this crap and no money to move. What the hell do I do?

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by Anonymous on Nov 27, 2007 at 4:23 PM

Go down stairs, grab her around the waist, give her a big sloppy kiss, and tell her you love her more than your boyfriend, and ask her to move up stairs with you. She won't be able to pack fast enough.

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by Anonymous on Nov 28, 2007 at 8:31 AM

Don't let her get you down. Fight back. When you leave for work, put some really annoying music on the CD player (Rap, country western, the Wiggles) and turn that sucker up all the way!
When youn return home, get your clogs on, invite some pals over, roll back the rugs and have a giant clog dancing party.
Then on the weekend, it's biker pig roast time! All bikers love pig roasts. Go to your local biker bar and put up posters. Come one come all to XXX Elm Street, or whatever your address is. Provide kegs of beer and dig a big pit in the backyard. Do it again the following weekend.
If the weather doesn't permit a pig roast, turn your apartment into a roller skating rink. Play loud disco music and skate, skate, skate.
Get an air horn and let 'er rip whenever your neighbor pounds on the ceiting. A sledge hammer works well for walloping the floor.
Start rumors about your neighbors. Tell the folks on the block you just found out the people who live downstairs from you are convicted child molesters.
There are many, many things you can do to send your neighbors running for the hills. Be creative and have fun!

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by Anonymous on Nov 28, 2007 at 4:45 PM

honestly theres nothing you can do really that is mature because you sound mature. they are fuckin assholes, I HATE MY NEIGHBOR, i fist fought him two times in 2 years, he put beer bottles behind my tires so when i refuse they pop,im only 18 and hes 26 living with his parents in their 2 bedroom condo with 5 people! fuck them! do wut i do, stare the bitch down, play loud music, bring ur friends and harass them lol, he is a little pussy bitch now dont trip! u can own her easy, she sounds like a dumb hoe screaming and knocking on the walls, stupid ass bitch i swear, btw y did she have a circular cement thing installed if its not her complex? and as for the 4 foot husband, lol, kick his ass in the face, drop his bitch ass!!

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by Anonymous on Nov 28, 2007 at 7:23 PM

Fuckin neighbors, I got some real assholes beside me also, your not alone.

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by Anonymous on Dec 6, 2007 at 12:45 AM

rofl true dat

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by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2007 at 4:31 PM

you tell her where she can put it. Let her complain, whats the worst that could happen?

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by Anonymous on Dec 13, 2007 at 9:23 PM

Okay record her doing what she does.

Look up your rights as renter.

If you can, make friend with landlord.

And if that does not work:

Drill a whole in the floor near the wall. Why for several reasons, you can insert a listening devise or camera.

You can also, boy boxes of bugs and and send them her way through it.

You could put posters about them, saying vague things that imply improper behavior. Do not do this at home or on your computer.

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