Go down stairs, grab her around the waist, give her a big sloppy kiss, and tell her you love her more than your boyfriend, and ask her to move up stairs with you. She won't be able to pack fast enough.
Don't let her get you down. Fight back. When you leave for work, put some really annoying music on the CD player (Rap, country western, the Wiggles) and turn that sucker up all the way!
When youn return home, get your clogs on, invite some pals over, roll back the rugs and have a giant clog dancing party.
Then on the weekend, it's biker pig roast time! All bikers love pig roasts. Go to your local biker bar and put up posters. Come one come all to XXX Elm Street, or whatever your address is. Provide kegs of beer and dig a big pit in the backyard. Do it again the following weekend.
If the weather doesn't permit a pig roast, turn your apartment into a roller skating rink. Play loud disco music and skate, skate, skate.
Get an air horn and let 'er rip whenever your neighbor pounds on the ceiting. A sledge hammer works well for walloping the floor.
Start rumors about your neighbors. Tell the folks on the block you just found out the people who live downstairs from you are convicted child molesters.
There are many, many things you can do to send your neighbors running for the hills. Be creative and have fun!
honestly theres nothing you can do really that is mature because you sound mature. they are fuckin assholes, I HATE MY NEIGHBOR, i fist fought him two times in 2 years, he put beer bottles behind my tires so when i refuse they pop,im only 18 and hes 26 living with his parents in their 2 bedroom condo with 5 people! fuck them! do wut i do, stare the bitch down, play loud music, bring ur friends and harass them lol, he is a little pussy bitch now dont trip! u can own her easy, she sounds like a dumb hoe screaming and knocking on the walls, stupid ass bitch i swear, btw y did she have a circular cement thing installed if its not her complex? and as for the 4 foot husband, lol, kick his ass in the face, drop his bitch ass!!
Fuckin neighbors, I got some real assholes beside me also, your not alone.
rofl true dat
you tell her where she can put it. Let her complain, whats the worst that could happen?
Okay record her doing what she does.
Look up your rights as renter.
If you can, make friend with landlord.
And if that does not work:
Drill a whole in the floor near the wall. Why for several reasons, you can insert a listening devise or camera.
You can also, boy boxes of bugs and and send them her way through it.
You could put posters about them, saying vague things that imply improper behavior. Do not do this at home or on your computer.