Those Were The Days,

I woke up today with a boner. At my age this is something different. I had to let it down before I could get up to pee. During those long minutes I remembered how it was when I was a kid and woke up with a boner. I'm talking eight or nine, that age. My mother was one of those factual matter of fact sort of woman who grew up on a farm with a seven brothers and sisters. When I had a boner, and my dickie was hard in those days, she would push it down with her hand and tell my dickie to behave. She didn't want me peeing with a boner and miss the toilet.

Just a memory right now, I really wish I could get boners like that. Now it's just me and no one to hold my boner down.