I Wanna Have Sex With My Uncle

Ok look yeah I know it sounds creepy but actually mum grandma had him way after my mom so he’s only 5 years older than me, and we are both in our twenties.

When I was a teenager, I had a crush on my uncle. He’s got this short mop of dirty blonde hair, a mildly toned figure, and this absolutely heart melting smile. He’s super sweet and caring and funny.

And this will just have to stay a fantasy because I know he would never, he’s just too upstanding. He barely gives me a glance and this is despite my best efforts.

I always sit very close to him whenever we are somewhere together. I wear short skirts, heels, tight tops, anything to get his attention. And I get plenty … but not from him. I talk in a flirty style and give him the biggest hugs. I’ve done everything short of making a move on him.

I know some people will just hear “uncle” and imagine some creepy older dude but he’s nowhere near that. Honestly you’d fall in love too.

When I was younger I’d say that when I grew up, I wanted to marry someone like my uncle. Everything just had the same reaction, “aww isn’t that sweet” “aww how cute” not knowing I was very serious.

Maybe one day I can get him drunk enough. Maybe one day I’ll figure out his kink and seduce him with it… I’ll keep trying.