Have you ever noticed that boys around 9 or 11 can tell the biggest lies:

I played the drums and guitar in Lincoln Park for a couple of song.

(Then why are you living in old small trailer with no propane? Why can you not read music? Why do you not have instruments?)

We have a house in Cal City but we cannot live in do to the fact we rented it out and those people put holes in walls and doors.

(So you have house that has minor damage. Why were you not living in it?)

I just signed a contract to play football.

(Minors cannot sign a contract without an adult. I know his grandpa was at work. Mom lives miles and miles and has little to do with him, and grandma rarely leaves. I saw you leave on your own and I saw you come back on your own.)

I have new Ps3.

(Really, then why are you never playing it?)

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Conversation we had goes as follows (Well, more or less.)

May I please have the game we loaned you last week........

~Silence fills the air.

Well I can't find it right now.

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Weeks go by

Nothing.

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My boy and some others have a kind of club where they all play games together. Our family loves games. But we have a family rule, play by the rules unless otherwise stated to the beginning of the game.

My finds that they do not do this to be frustrating. I tell him to 'Suck it up. It's not that big a deal. and it is better to play their than to not play with them. '

So one fine morning much as many before the lad next door pops over bright and early. He forces this thing onto him.

Later on that day, they met up with other friends and my boy shows them his new thing.

Shithead says, 'You stole that.'

I tell the other kids parents so they know what kind of SHITHEAD their kid is playing with. She disliked him anyway.

SO the SHITHEAD lost two friends that he hung out with everyday. No worries. He got other kids to run around with.

IT PISSES ME OFF THAT NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM.

HERE IS MY REVENGE! It is wrong, it is petty, it is a sin, it bad. I do NOT CARE. I am sick of getting shit on and nothing happens to them.

A ton of my sons toy guns and balls are gone. All within the time that SHITHEADS BEEN COMING OVER.

I took his fucking crappie skateboard that he left out. I justifies it it in many ways. One of which is that he never wears any gear to protect himself. I plan setting it free onto the wilds of Mojave Deserts.

I kept his control and made it look like ours.

I kept his treasure book of cheats.

MINE ALL MINE!!!!!!

I know it is wrong. No, I did not tell my son I did this.

I called the manager when I saw that the trash he took out did not make it into the large trash bin.

YES I DO FEEL BETTER.

I plan on doing more. Like sayin the laundry room is locked up and I saw SHITHEAD did it. Maybe I'll break some glass.

Sorry world but I fucking sick doing good things for neighbors and having them shit on us.