From parking in front of my house rather than their own when the street we live on is narrow,and has heavy traffic at times to the fact that these two fight constantly in the driveway so their kid doesnt hear (yet everyone else does, so what is the point here?) them cussing eachother out, I am full on sick of these psycho people.
It gets better. The peckerwood jackass decided to make out with the prettier of the two girls that lives there, in the driveway as usual, not trying to hide anything. Upon returning a can of their exterior paint which I got from them to paint the garage that serves as the wall separating our properties, the wife starts bawling telling me that her husband, mr. wonderful, has obviously moved out and filed for divorce- serving her on her birthday. What a nice guy! So she asks me if I ever saw anything suspicious, as she has a "feeling" that her hubby and the prettier of the two girls has something going on. I say no, dont know anything, sorry, blah blah blah. Not satisfied, she asked my boyfriend, and since he saw it too he told her all of it,every detail.
Mr. Wonderful confronts me after mrs. wonderful accosted me and made small talk until psycho husband flies out of his truck, nearly tripping on the incline of their driveway to come and threaten me- demanding a retraction (isnt that something a news agency provides for an erroneous story? hmm this was the truth, obviously he cant handle the truth. like my uncle jack would say) and an apology. I was stunned. I refused to give him either and never will. He had a full on tantrum, complete with gate slamming and fist pumping in the air. It was so sad that it was kind of funny to watch him come unspun. He threatened to sue me for slander (just how I caused him to lose financial status and earning ability, a key element of the damage of slander/defamation, is still unknown) to "spend every last penny" to take me to court for reasons still unclear. I hope he is saving, cause Im pretty sure I already have him bested by about five thousand pennies. Perhaps that he forgot he was the one to walk out on his wife, kid and seemingly perfect life and file for divorce before anyone said anything about his exploits with the prettier of the two bitches living in their guest room. Never has this asshole apologized, never has mrs wonderful acknowledged that the ambush they pulled was wrong, never have they grasped the concept that you dont threaten people with the IRS or financial ruin. I ignore them, except him when he tried to give "dirty looks" or stare down. My granny says that I can make a person cry just by my gaze, so I let these assholes have it. My hate for them is probably subliminally transmitted. Obviously these people dont understand who they are dealing with. I am not one to take shit from neighbors. ever. I have never been one to be bullied and wont take shit from stupid neighbors that come unhinged. Fuck 'em.
As you have probably guessed, these two crazos have patched it up and are making a go of it again. And the two broads still live with them, so it ought to make for one happy family. I hope they move far, far away and i never have to see the crook nose of that creeps face again. I feel sorry for her, she is so desperate to keep him and he is a total asshole. Oh well, whatever.


