These must be two of the least considerate adults in the entire world. Their 12 year old daughter is polite and pleasant enough when she isnt screaming in the driveway or on the sidewalk and the two young adult women that they house seem alright if they dont happen to be snarling when I see them pass from the car to the house.

From parking in front of my house rather than their own when the street we live on is narrow,and has heavy traffic at times to the fact that these two fight constantly in the driveway so their kid doesnt hear (yet everyone else does, so what is the point here?) them cussing eachother out, I am full on sick of these psycho people.

It gets better. The peckerwood jackass decided to make out with the prettier of the two girls that lives there, in the driveway as usual, not trying to hide anything. Upon returning a can of their exterior paint which I got from them to paint the garage that serves as the wall separating our properties, the wife starts bawling telling me that her husband, mr. wonderful, has obviously moved out and filed for divorce- serving her on her birthday. What a nice guy! So she asks me if I ever saw anything suspicious, as she has a "feeling" that her hubby and the prettier of the two girls has something going on. I say no, dont know anything, sorry, blah blah blah. Not satisfied, she asked my boyfriend, and since he saw it too he told her all of it,every detail.

Mr. Wonderful confronts me after mrs. wonderful accosted me and made small talk until psycho husband flies out of his truck, nearly tripping on the incline of their driveway to come and threaten me- demanding a retraction (isnt that something a news agency provides for an erroneous story? hmm this was the truth, obviously he cant handle the truth. like my uncle jack would say) and an apology. I was stunned. I refused to give him either and never will. He had a full on tantrum, complete with gate slamming and fist pumping in the air. It was so sad that it was kind of funny to watch him come unspun. He threatened to sue me for slander (just how I caused him to lose financial status and earning ability, a key element of the damage of slander/defamation, is still unknown) to "spend every last penny" to take me to court for reasons still unclear. I hope he is saving, cause Im pretty sure I already have him bested by about five thousand pennies. Perhaps that he forgot he was the one to walk out on his wife, kid and seemingly perfect life and file for divorce before anyone said anything about his exploits with the prettier of the two bitches living in their guest room. Never has this asshole apologized, never has mrs wonderful acknowledged that the ambush they pulled was wrong, never have they grasped the concept that you dont threaten people with the IRS or financial ruin. I ignore them, except him when he tried to give "dirty looks" or stare down. My granny says that I can make a person cry just by my gaze, so I let these assholes have it. My hate for them is probably subliminally transmitted. Obviously these people dont understand who they are dealing with. I am not one to take shit from neighbors. ever. I have never been one to be bullied and wont take shit from stupid neighbors that come unhinged. Fuck 'em.

As you have probably guessed, these two crazos have patched it up and are making a go of it again. And the two broads still live with them, so it ought to make for one happy family. I hope they move far, far away and i never have to see the crook nose of that creeps face again. I feel sorry for her, she is so desperate to keep him and he is a total asshole. Oh well, whatever.

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by Anonymous on Apr 14, 2008 at 5:56 PM

Are you sure you had nothing to do with all of this? Are you sure you didn't secretly desire him inside you? Maybe that's what you're communicating with your glances.

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by Anonymous on Apr 14, 2008 at 7:59 PM

The evil eye is not known to be something which conveys desire. Then again, dense and stupid people, a category I am certain that you fit into, misread other people all the time. My advice to you is to stop participating on a message board where there is an incredible amount of real anger, anger that could be directed toward you. Fuck you for insulting me in a sexual overtone. I hate the neighbors, both of them, and now I hate you too. Have a nice day asshole.

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by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2008 at 1:21 AM

I'm sorry that:
1. You have such nasty neighbors and
2. People like that a-hole that responded to you in such an immature manner have to exist (it appears like some 12-year-old who should be doing homework or playing outside is on daddy's computer).
I read this message board to hear others stories and commiserate. I have some really nasty neighbors also. Your situation sounds like you live next to people with low expectations and standards. Perhaps they are addicted to drama or need validation for their actions. Often people want instant gratification for their actions or thoughts and they tried to such you into their muck hole of life.
If I knew how to handle bad neighbors, I probably could write a book about it and make a lot of money, since it seems that people are having more and more problems with others these days. My hope is that supportive people with good ideas can post on this board. Not like the idiot that seems to be hovering around this one that writes nonsense. I'm hoping they will discover masturbation to give them something else to do.
In the meantime, ignore the neighbors as best as you can, try and find good people in the area to associate with (especially helps if you ever get into a bind) and stay safe. Get a really good dog.
Best of luck!

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