Straight Female / 66
When I Found Nudie Magazines...
I'm a 66 year old granny and recently I was at a card party with my friends and several of them started going on about how widespread porn was these days and even kids could access it on the internet. I had to chuckle a little to myself thinking about my experience when I was about 9 or 10.
Back in those days there was no internet or even cable TV and it was a far more innocent time if you were a kid. One day when I was walking home from school down the alley behind my house several houses had their trash out . I saw a cardboard box with magazines and newspapers. I saw there was a magazine called " Sun Worship" and on the cover were naked people playing volleyball. I quickly stuck in in my notebook and took off.
That night I was in my room doing my homework and got the magazine out and started turning the pages. When Mom got out of the shower and walked by my door, I asked her to look at what I had found in the trash. Her jaw dropped when she saw what I was looking at. The people in the pictures had their genitals covered with a cloudy circle (censored) in the close-ups. I asked her if people really looked like that and she laughed and said "no". She reminded me what women look like down there because we had taken bubble baths together many times. I pointed out that the men standing beside the women in the background farther away had something different. She told me men had a different kind of thing down there. So I asked her what kind of thing.
She paused for a minute and took a deep breath and called my Dad. He had just gotten out of the shower and came in wrapped in a towel. "Your daughter found this book and now she wants to know what men look like down there" Mom said trying not to laugh. She told him she had tried to explain it but wasn't doing a very good job. She told him she'd let him figure it out.
He stood there looking dumfounded and then Mom said "Bob, just show her the damn thing" and she reached down and pulled the towel from around his waist. Dad just stood there frozen staring straight ahead as I stared at his cock. Mom reached down and cupped his balls in her hand and his cock started to move by itself and get bigger. "Ok, Ok" my Dad said "Now she knows" and grabbed the towel and hurried out of the room. Mom looked at me and we both giggled and she told me it was bedtime.
I lay in bed that night with all kinds of things going through my head. How do you walk around with all that between your legs and how in the heck do you ride a bike sitting on all those parts...LOL.
Back in those days there was no internet or even cable TV and it was a far more innocent time if you were a kid. One day when I was walking home from school down the alley behind my house several houses had their trash out . I saw a cardboard box with magazines and newspapers. I saw there was a magazine called " Sun Worship" and on the cover were naked people playing volleyball. I quickly stuck in in my notebook and took off.
That night I was in my room doing my homework and got the magazine out and started turning the pages. When Mom got out of the shower and walked by my door, I asked her to look at what I had found in the trash. Her jaw dropped when she saw what I was looking at. The people in the pictures had their genitals covered with a cloudy circle (censored) in the close-ups. I asked her if people really looked like that and she laughed and said "no". She reminded me what women look like down there because we had taken bubble baths together many times. I pointed out that the men standing beside the women in the background farther away had something different. She told me men had a different kind of thing down there. So I asked her what kind of thing.
She paused for a minute and took a deep breath and called my Dad. He had just gotten out of the shower and came in wrapped in a towel. "Your daughter found this book and now she wants to know what men look like down there" Mom said trying not to laugh. She told him she had tried to explain it but wasn't doing a very good job. She told him she'd let him figure it out.
He stood there looking dumfounded and then Mom said "Bob, just show her the damn thing" and she reached down and pulled the towel from around his waist. Dad just stood there frozen staring straight ahead as I stared at his cock. Mom reached down and cupped his balls in her hand and his cock started to move by itself and get bigger. "Ok, Ok" my Dad said "Now she knows" and grabbed the towel and hurried out of the room. Mom looked at me and we both giggled and she told me it was bedtime.
I lay in bed that night with all kinds of things going through my head. How do you walk around with all that between your legs and how in the heck do you ride a bike sitting on all those parts...LOL.
- That's Juicy! 21
- Remove It! 2
