Trans Gay Toad Ritual Wedding

my fantasy wedding night with my spew man goth hubby is to both take turns shoving live toads up our asses as consummation of the marriage and shitting them out like turds for fun all night. My friend, the brides maid and the groom are a couple and they said they spent the whole summer out toad napping and testing them toadies for tits and tickle. I am swearing on the bible at my wedding with a toad up my vagina and I am going to make them all take a toad up the ass as I say my vows.

we are offering live toads to eat and slug blended juice up as drinks mixed with tequila. Choad cocktails anyone?