Yule Logs

I read this site quite a bit, but never really had anything interesting to share until this week.
I agreed to come home for Christmas this year. My parents will be downsizing soon and moving from my childhood home, so they really wanted my sister and I to come for one last Christmas. We agreed.
I'm divorced, so traveling home wasn't a big deal, and my sister and her relatively new husband only live a few hours away from our home town. So, we all invaded our parents house on Sunday. It was nice to just be together; which is a rare occurrence.
Anyway, my Mom, who is the best (all mom's are the best, right?), decided that she would buy us all these weird, Christmas pajamas to wear and she wanted a family picture in front of the tree. I didn't think anything of it, thought it would be fun and she would be super happy to make such a memory. Things changed when she actually handed out the boxes with our "pajamas" in them. The shirt wasn't bad, just a printed t-shirt similar to an ugly sweater thing, that was fine, but the bottoms were this thin material, red and white stripes, and cut in such a way that nothing would be left to the imagination (if you know what I mean?).
I tried the stuff on, but thought there was no way I'd wear this! I even tried in on with two pair of underwear to try and hide my junk. All that did was make me look like I was wearing two pair of underwear and my bulge looked even bigger!!
I caught my Dad alone in the living room and asked if he tried on his. He said he didn't. I told him that we can't wear that because the white part is nearly see-through and the crotch of the pants are cut for someone without a penis... "You can see everything" I said rather clearly.
We weren't planning on taking the picture until that night before bed. so I didn't really think about it that much. I had some of my own sleep pants with me, so I'd just wear those. No big deal. But my Dad must have told my Mom and over dinner, she got visibly upset that I didn't want to wear the set she bought me and even said she didn't want to take the picture at all... She's always been a bit overdramatic.
I asked my brother-in-law if he tried his on, and he agreed that they were very revealing. I thought we had a consensus going, but then he added that he didn't mind and he's be OK wearing them for the picture. Especially if it made my Mom happy.
For some reason, my Dad decided to side with him and I was the odd man out. Damnit.
So, later that night, after dinner and a few drinks, Mom asked if we were going to take the picture or not. Everyone agreed, even me begrudgingly. We all went to our rooms to change.
Here, I will admit that I am far from a prude. I already confessed that I read this site, and I openly admit that I am a bit a pervy man; I love porn and nudity and a lot of other kinky shit... But, that is the side of me that my family doesn't see. So, at this point, I decided that if they wanted a show, they would get one. I pulled on the ugly shirt, and then the flimsy pants.... commando!! There was nothing really hiding at all. I had it all worked out in my head that if anyone said anything, I would just explain that I don't wear underwear and they all made me do this!!
So there I was. Dressed like a deranged elf in my childhood bedroom, about to walk out and get my picture taken with my family...with my cock totally visible. I started getting nervous which made things a but worse, because with my nerves came a rush of blood to my dick... now slightly swollen, there was definitely no way my whole family couldn't notice.
I stood there a while wishing my dick to shrink (first time for everything, I guess!) when there was a knock at my door. I cracked the door open to see Tony, my brother-in-law. He smiled and said, "I think you were right about these pants.". I opened to door a bit more and glanced down to see...well, to be honest a rather nice cock wrapped in candy-cane colors. I opened the door fully and motioned toward mine. We both just laughed outloud. This was going to be one fucked up evening.
As we stood there, my sister came plodding out like a little kid. Same ugly shirt, but her pants looked great. More like leggings on her. She got near us, the doubled over with laughter. She let out a "wow!!" and laughed more. She blurted "you weren't joking, were you?" ... My sister had seen me naked before. We were only a year apart and always close, but that's a different story.
Mom yelled from the living room for all of us to get in there. Tony and I just looked at each other and followed my sister down the hall. My heart was beating in my chest. I just wanted this to be over. We walked in and my Mom pretended like nothing was wrong. She was happy and flitted around like queen. It was only when my Dad walked in the room that she stopped, blatantly looking at his nearly exposed dick that she glanced at me and Tony, right at our crotches... "Oh my" she said in a half whisper.
I immediately said, "See why I didn't want to wear these?" We all just stood there quietly for what seemed like forever. Mom broke the silence with, "It'll be fine. Everyone come by the tree." That line made me chuckle in my already exposed and horny state of mind. My own Mom just looked at my cock!! My own Dad is just as exposed. This is insane. But we all got in front of the tree as Mom shuffled around setting the timer on the camera.
SNAP... thank God we were done... nope.
"Now just me and your Father." Mom said.
SNAP...
"And now, Tony and Lynn"
SNAP...
"Let's do one of the just the guys"
Oh dear God!! This is not right.
There I stood, shoulder to shoulder with my Dad and brother-in-law.
SNAP...
We all scattered to our rooms to put on more sensible pants.
Later that night after the folks had gone to bed, Lynn, Tony and I were having a few drinks and playing Scrabble. We chuckled about the whole thing, but also worried that Mom would sharing the family photos with her friends or other family members. We all started laughing and talking about nudity... Somehow, we all decided it would be fun to take Mom's camera and do the same poses as before, but this time really be naked. Even Lynn agreed to it! So, sneaking into the living room, we stripped. We each took a few pictures of us alone in front of the tree, then Lynn and Tony together, then set the timer for all three of us. By the time the last one was taken, both Tony and I were almost hard. My sister said we had "yule logs"...It was a lot of fun. We sat around for a while after, finishing our drinks, then all went to bed.
Yesterday, while Dad and I were out shopping, my Mom sent Dad a text message. She looked at the camera. My Dad just started laughing. "Boy, you're in trouble." he said through he chuckles. We finished our shopping and headed home.
Nothing was said for the rest of the day. Lynn and Tony and I ran to get some take-out for dinner. We all sat down and were just a family enjoying each other's company. Suddenly our cellphones all chimed. I was first to look and stared, rather shocked into my phone. My reaction caused Lynn to grab hers... There on my screen was a picture my Mom and Dad, totally naked in front of the Christmas tree. The text read "New family tradition?".
I just smiled and put my phone in my pocket.
I love my family.
Merry Christmas, everyone.