The bitch that has lived next door to me since 1976 - yes, all those awful years - is the limit. She is an old bag that once had some cleavage. She now gets push up bras and straps up those former 38 DD's to the point that the cleavage goes down before it goes up. She has this hair-do that looks like something out of the 1940's and it hangs over her face, covering one eye. She is still strutting around in spike heels and pegged pants - most of them were from some rag-bag store to begin with and are about 20 years out of date. Not bad enough...well there two trash vehicles in her driveway and one of them is a piece of shit truck with mismatched parts and it does not run. Covered with cobwebs and dirt. The other one is an old ugly Pontiac that has seen better days. And the trash around the house!!!! That is another story. One of the panes in the front window has been broken and taped for as long as I can remember, I have NEVER seen anyone clean a window and there is so much trash you can't get a car in the garage. There are rusted sheds in the backyard, a patio cover that looks like it was made of popsicle sticks and dead trees. Half the landscaping is gone, the house is just plain ugly - like curtains that have seen much better days and trash cans out on the side of the house where you can see them. Her idea of home improvement was to put up a white cast iron mail box and then - triple UGH - to reroof the house with something that should be on a tar paper shack. And...to say that she has a shitty personality is more of a compliment considering what she is really like. Please...I will trade anyone sight unseen for their neighbor if you take the Aging Sex Queen with the Inverse Cleavage off my hands. Oh.....forgot to tell you...if you have a husband beware. The old fart-ette thinks she is irresistible to men.
