I read a lot of complaints about neighbors...here's some hints for subtle revenge:
1) If they have kids, call (from a payphone) DCFS and tell them the neighbors are abusing the kids.
2) Call the cops and report drug/ prostitution activity.
3) If you know they will be traveling by airplane, call airport security with a good description, flight destination, etc. Report that they are carrying large sums of money in false bottom suitcases. Or hiding drugs "in their body." Nothing like a thorough strip search to ruin a vacation.
4) Get an "Adult" personal newspaper for your area. Place an ad in your neighbor's name for some really kinky activity.
5) If you can access the service panel in the basement, shut off power to their apartment. Or shut off the water.
6) Call the Mormons or Jehovah's Witness's, give your neighbor's name, and ask if they can come out and talk to you about God & Salvation.
7) If they leave their car unlocked, put a dead fish under the seat. In winter time, put Lindburgher cheese on the intake manifold.
8) Rub cat or dog crap on their door handles.
9) Eat nasty food, and puke on their door step.
10) Throw a small get together, invite the neighbors. Use chocolate ex-lax for chocolate chip cookies. Make sure your friends know not to eat them, only your neighbor...
Any combination of these, used every so often, will help put a smile on your face when they're pissing you off.
1) If they have kids, call (from a payphone) DCFS and tell them the neighbors are abusing the kids.
2) Call the cops and report drug/ prostitution activity.
3) If you know they will be traveling by airplane, call airport security with a good description, flight destination, etc. Report that they are carrying large sums of money in false bottom suitcases. Or hiding drugs "in their body." Nothing like a thorough strip search to ruin a vacation.
4) Get an "Adult" personal newspaper for your area. Place an ad in your neighbor's name for some really kinky activity.
5) If you can access the service panel in the basement, shut off power to their apartment. Or shut off the water.
6) Call the Mormons or Jehovah's Witness's, give your neighbor's name, and ask if they can come out and talk to you about God & Salvation.
7) If they leave their car unlocked, put a dead fish under the seat. In winter time, put Lindburgher cheese on the intake manifold.
8) Rub cat or dog crap on their door handles.
9) Eat nasty food, and puke on their door step.
10) Throw a small get together, invite the neighbors. Use chocolate ex-lax for chocolate chip cookies. Make sure your friends know not to eat them, only your neighbor...
Any combination of these, used every so often, will help put a smile on your face when they're pissing you off.
