I dont like messing with my neighbors based on my christian upbringing. But then again Im no saint. and This neighbor has in my opinion put my families life at risk several times by instigating fights with some real low lifes unto myself.

One day i told her i was angry at my next door neighbor over an oil spill.. she told that persons biker friend who then confronted me.

Before that I said something about the gang banger type kids who hung out in a park next door to me. When i left the house my wife called my cell phone and told me that she was over in the park telling them something and they were pointing at my house.

I think Payback is now in order. I heard a good thing to do to someone is Call the police all the time on them and say they are playing music to loud. But that doesnt work.

Then someone told me to get on the internet and fill out forms for everything free. Mainly religous groups like Scientology. But they log your IP. So now im thinking of going into magazines in the stores and stealing as many inserts as possible and filling those out with a type writter.

Can you guys please give me advice for something other then blowing their heads off or something lame like tamper with their car or throw chickens over their fences. I dont want any physical contact. that just leads to a lawsuit. I need to do things I know I can get away with. perhaps I will annoy them enough to move.

And for the record. Not only is she ugly and fat and an instigator. but this is a nice subdivision and she is the onlyone on the block with eggs stains on her wall and weeds growing in her over sized front yard. and they have junk piled in their garage that it often spill all over the drive way every time they open their garage door. they have to park their crappy old cars on the streets.