I mind my own business, treat others well and would help anyone who needed it. So why do I have do deal with this shit? I think it is because I am the only white-collar and they are rednecks.. well, not even true rednecks, they are wanna-be rednecks.. walk around with beer and their shirts off to try to look cool. I just stick out like a sore thumb. I overhear them once in a while talking about me. When I was putting up my fence to keep their dogs and kids out of my back-yard, I should have charged them admission. A group of them quickly sat on the back-porch of my next-door neighbor just watching the show. The handyman of the group making comments.. I could hear a little of it.. about how ignorant I am about building the fence and snickering. Well.. I did a damn good job, the fence is straight, strong and now I can work on projects and BBQ without being stared at. And its not like I am a city-slicker or anything, I am the hardest worker I know and when I am not at work working, I am working in the yard or working on a project, or working on my degree so I can get my ass out of here. These folks watch TV all day after working 4 hours a day. My other next-door neighbor does not get along with anyone and sometimes finds my backyard a good spot for throwing chicken-bones and cobs or corn after their cookouts. The other end of the road has real rednecks who have turned their yards into a used car lot. They don't get along with the wanna-be rednecks or me either. One even owns a small tractor yet does not have a farm (and lives on a mostly wooded lot) and rides it around for fun. Well, at least I don't get as many rude comments out of those folk.

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by Anonymous on Mar 19, 2004 at 9:24 PM

They will continue to obsess on your perceived reticence until you can leave the hood. OR, you can invite them over for beers and burgers and hob-nob with the hayseeds while enjoying some loud and obnoxious diversions and the minute your back is turned, they will flush concrete down your toilet and poison your goldfish for a little laugh later on.

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by Anonymous on Apr 27, 2004 at 8:02 PM

Dude, you ARE getting f'd on all sides. Anyway, next time that prick throws his hillbilly left overs on your yard, you should send it to him, C.O.D., with something on the outside of the box indicating it is some sort of "prize claim". You should definitely see less scraps in the future. As far as the tractor reject goes, I'm not sure what to say. Are you open to arson? You could easily toss the evidence on your neighbors side of the fence, and then call the police to report their suspicious behavior.

Heres to hoping those bastards die!

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