Drunk Barefoot Caveman

I was having lunch at Arby's and saw Fred Flintstone go through the Drive Thru in the Footmobile. Then I heard the Drive Thru workers say that he has to drive a real vehicle through the Drive Thru and sure I laughed but what happened next was no laughing matter.

Fred Flintstone came inside Arby's but as per the "No shirt, No Shoes, No Service" policy the Arby's employees told Fred that they can't serve him unless he had on some shoes.

Then Fred Flintstone shuffled his bare feet and yelled "YABBA DABBA DO" and made a dash towards the restroom and I don't remember there ever being any public restrooms in the Prehistoric Age but Fred Flintstone just entered the restroom at Arby's Barefoot.

The next thing I could hear in the restroom was Fred singing the theme to The Flintstones and yelling "WILMA" in the restroom and then after about 20 minutes Fred exited the restroom wearing a pair of Fruity Pebbles Underwear.

I wanted to bleach my eyes at the sight of a grown man walking around Arbys in his underwear and then he picked up his dirty ass foot and started to smell his fucking feet inside of Arbys as everyone in the restaurant all looked horrified.

Then Fred snatched my Roast Beef Sandwich and I yelled "FRED MY SANDWICH" just like how Barney is always stealing his Cocoa or Fruity Pebbles as Fred put his Dirty ass Foot in my Sandwich and started sucking his toes on my fucking sandwich to the horror of everyone inside Arbys as I gave chase to Fred as he yelled Yabba Dabba Do out the door and into his Footmobile while I chased him in my Toyota Camry as rammed my car into his and proceeded to kick the crap out of Fred Flintstone for Ruining my Lunch and believe me it was no Gay Old Time.