My forty something neighbor befriended me and so did his mutha- they live together. I used to hear all kinds of noises in my backyard at night, like large sticks cracking under the weight of something large, strange screams, banging on my outside walls, etc. I was very fearful and told my neighbor about this. He told me if I ever got scared, I could stay at his house. No thanks- this guy smells bad and has more porno flicks than 3 video stores. Most of them are about the "back door" This guy is so ugly he couldn't get in a woman's "front door" if you know what I mean, never mind the back. Anyway, I caught him in my backyard behind a tree wearing a martial arts uniform and wielding a samurai sword. We called the cops, he admitted he was spying on me and watching me for a long time and they have harassed me ever since. This guy is completely delusional, he told me the Klan was after him, that he was a mercenary for the Gov't but didn't want to kill people for money so "they" came after him. They still spy on me.


