My landlord is my neighbor. She likes to use and take advantage of people. If you help her out, she says she'll pay you or take you to lunch, but doesn't. She charges an exorbitant amount of rent for a run down cat pissy trailer. She pulls up to the trailer and beeps her horn (how rude) because she doesn't think she should have to get her fat butt out of the car and knock on the door like a civil person would. She's not handicapped, but uses the handicap parking tag in her car so she can park close to the stores. When people move out, she tells them they can't take any of the flowers they planted, then she comes down and digs them up for her own yard. She allows the freakass neighbors to harass me and do whatever they want. They all get lawn services done but I'm told I have to do my own all of a sudden and I pay $100.00 more than anyone else for this stupid brown panelling 1960's Brady Bunch trailer that direly needs the heat vents cleaned because everyday everything gets covered with dust when we use the heat. That would cost about $250 to clean. She should pay for it. I used to clean her house and she would have diarreah squirts on the toilet seat. She's so cheap I bet she gives out leftover Easter and Valentine's candy to Halloween trick or treaters. Either that or she gives them a spoon of peanut butter, tells them to hurry up and lick it because she wants her plastic spoon back. She went to Europe with a bunch of people and they were the only fat ones there. They must have looked like a herd of buffalo amongst gazelles. I hope that was a humbling experience. For the amount of rent I pay, I should at least have a washing machine. The service people she hires are horndog assholes and hit on me. She also has dandruff all over her glasses. It's most unnerving when you talk to her, makes you want to tell her to get some windshield wipers for her spectacles. She pisses me off- when I went on vacation she found a "reason" to go into my trailer even though I told her I had someone to look after the place. She was nosy and wanted to snoop.
