my husband and i moved in upstairs from a "minister" this august. though he had late night prayer meetings sometimes, he was generally an okay guy. he had a stroke a few years ago, so can't do a lot of things for himself. he totally took advantage of my husband an my help, and started asking us to do everything for him. he would even "summon" us by buzzing our doorbell. i started avoiding going downstairs, since i knew he'd ask me to do his laundry. i know i was too nice.

so then he got a girlfriend or something. we live in an old house with very big heating vents, and we hear absolutely EVERYTHING that goes on. i'm not talking about sex. i am talking about CONSTANT ARGUING AND SCREAMING. she is rude to me and my husband. he is supposedly a minister but speaks horribly to her. i have listened to thier arguments for entertainment on occasion.

they break up and reunite at least once a week. my husband and i love when they're broken up because it is relatively quiet, unless they are arguing on the speakerphone. he has called the police on her twice and tells us "don't let her in" when she comes pounding on the doors and yelling. and we aren't supposed to be alarmed when she comes back? she sat outside the house for two hours a week ago. in her car. i think she was drinking. i hate them. they keep us up at night with their arguing. she also uses the washer and dryer constantly and takes your stuff out when it's not done yet. then she says, "sorry, i was here first." i think he only gets her there to take care of him. i don't even know if he can have sex, nor do i want to know.

i want to scream "just leave already you stupid bitch!" into the vents. help me.