My Blind Date Was A Foot Sniffer

I was on a Blind Date and went to this nice restaurant and the Waiter told me my Date was in the restroom.

So I sprayed perfume on my neck and put lipstick on my lips as the bathroom door opened and I was completely horrified.

A man wearing nothing but a pink thong and he was barefoot walked out of the restroom and said "Hey Baby" to me as he placed his hands on his head and swiveled his hips and then licked his fingers and rubbed his nipples.

I was completely grossed out but then the Blind Date from Hell picked up his bare foot and started smelling his feet in the restaurant as I screamed in horror, ran out the door, into my car, and drove away.

I will never go on another Blind Date ever again.