Use a mop handle, can't spread germs that way.
no i prefer a big, juicey cock.
May I lick your pussy and stick my nose up your pussy?
Yes you may.
I've got a big dick and I'd be happy to stick it up your pussy. Maybe your ass-hole too. My girl friend loves it when I stick my dick up her ass. She's got a strap on dildo and I love it when she uses it on me. Fuck, do we both like getting fucked!
I'd give you a night to remember, as long as you are pretty and not some fat ugly hippopotamus!
I am a fat hippo! I want you to stick your dick in between my rolls you can cum in them and rub it over my sexy fat body!
me fucken too. i want to get fucked hard all day and night.
A fuck is a fuck. I guess you are handsome.