All I Want Is A Baby

I said "would you willing to father a baby for me?". He answered "you mean you want to bear my child". I said "TomAto tomoto". He said "ask, can I bear a baby for you?". I said "all I'm asking is for sperm". He said "When you're ready to bear children for me let me know". I said "I specifically said 'a baby', not children". He said "if you want to be a mother you have to go all in, 'children' is the operative word. Repeat after me 'can I bear children for you?'". I said "MAY I bear children for you". He said "OK you can bear children for me". I said "that's not what I said, I corrected you, MAY not CAN. " He said, "say it out loud 'may I bear your children". I said "fuck it, just knock me up and we'll see if I want another one". He said "ask nicely, may I bear your children".

I said "may I bear your children?". He said "Yes". How hard is this?