It was the big night. I was 16 y/o and the love of my life was willing to finally have sex with me, I was so excited, I loved her, it was going to be perfect. We began making out on the couch as I slowly undressed her. I took my time, I didn't want to frighten her, as she was also a virgin. It was finally time for us to become one. I began slowly. I remember thinking to myself, "I am finally having sex." "this is awesome." After a short while I was done. I began to kiss her tenderly about her face, at this point being the careing lover I was I asked, "did I hurt you?" To which she replied, "um you never got it in." Suddenly I realized what had happened. I just screwed the couch. I had put myself between the two cushions of a velvet couch. Other circumstances arose and I never again had an opportunity at a "redo." So Sherry if you are reading this lets say I get another chance?

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by Anonymous on Oct 22, 2008 at 11:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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by Anonymous on Oct 25, 2008 at 1:00 PM

LMAO!!!! sorry but that is funny. hope u get a redo. haha!

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by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2008 at 10:17 AM

Um, wet vagina does not feel like dry velvet. Just for future occurances...but funny story nonetheless.

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by Anonymous on Oct 13, 2012 at 11:06 PM

Oh dude, that belongs under embarrassing moments, for sure! Oh wow...xD

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