The Trouble With Getting Old

I went out on my boat to see the fireworks over the bay with a female friend. By the time the show was over it was dark and there was l8ts of jockeying for access at the marina. We decided to hold back, have a drink and wait for the backlog to ease up. Out there, moonlit night, a drink in our hand I commented on just how wide her ass was. Not one to take compliments lightly she let me know I'd let my gut go. And just to make sure I got the message she questioned whether I still had it, or was I all talk and no action.

The gauntlet tossed, I let her know I could drill out a knot on a fence post. And with that she did what went way beyond my wildest expectations. Without so much of a hint of what was to come she worked her shorts and panties down, got on her knees on the bench and bent over leaning on the gunwale and challenged me to 'drill' her a new one.

Embarrassed that under the circumstance I could not come to attention, she pulled up her pants and got another drink.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 15, 2022 at 7:42 AM

A lot of older men tend to " Let their mouth write a check their ass can't cash".... That's why I like them younger ....Granny DD

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 15, 2022 at 7:49 AM

I think this is the first confession I've read on this site that I believed.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 15, 2022 at 10:43 AM

Yeah, 68 yrs old and thanks to meds my pecker's not one to stand at attention either these days. Very frustrating but I have sharpened my hand and mouth skills to perfection. Also find my wonderful wife can still get the lazy boy hard and cumming in her hot nasty mouth!
I can totally empathize with the frustration of not being able to drill that fat ass.
There's some things about getting old that really sucks.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 15, 2022 at 1:51 PM

I’ve been with plenty of older men with various ED issues. Some can cum while soft, some get semi hard and some are just limp. But they all know how to use their mouths and hands on me. I tend to show up at their home, slip off my high heels, lift my dress and make them eat me through my nude pantyhose before ripping a hole in the crotch and licking me deep while feeling my nylons from my ass to my toes. I cum a few times, clean up and leave. It’s especially fun with the guy who has to make me cum twice and get me out the door before his old prudish wife gets home from work .

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Capnron648

by Capnron648 on Mar 16, 2022 at 12:03 PM

Like Grandpa used to say " I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar "l

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 29, 2022 at 8:54 PM

ever heard of Overboard[ing] a rude bitch?

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