3 Hole Slut

So I was a young lad with a sexy slightly older gf and we learned a lot about sex with each other. She was my first pu$$y that I licked and found out I love to eat pussy possibly better than fucking it. Also learned about rimming both doing it and getting it.
One time we were in a sixty nine position and she was on top, sucking my cock as I licked her arse crack. Soon I found that when my tongue licked her actual little starfish she would moan and push back trying to get more. I was SO turned on to have my tongue up in her naughty hole that I was harder than ever. She was loving the attention so much she kind of forgot to stroke me and just sat on my face and moaned.
So this will get me lots of down votes but the truth is that I shoved my tongue as far up her butt as I possibly could and suddenly felt something sort of firm with the tip of my tongue. It took me seconds to realize I was licking the tip of her fudge. It was shocking at first, then I got even harder and was about to drop my load. I diddled it with my tongue and she was moaning like never before. I was literally begging her for more. I don't know if I could've actually taken it in my mouth but I think I would've tried. She was too freaked out and embarrassed and suddenly she jumped up and said she'd be right back.
She went to the loo and evacuated her bum, came back to bed and resumed face sitting me.
I imagined I was tasting the remains of her poo and ate her like a starving man whilst she had at least 3 shaking moaning screaming orgasms.
These days I love to rim my lovely wife and only problem is she insists on being shower fresh every time and I want to at least try her dirty, sweaty, musky, nasty arsehole really badly.